Robin: God, I wish last night never happened.
Barney: I don’t.
Robin: What do you mean?
Barney: What if this whole thing, it isn’t the story of how we both made a terrible mistake and ruined our relationships? What if it’s actually the story of how… We got back together?
Robin: Ok, I’m gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?
Barney: It’s what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat?! That is a terrible idea.
Robin: Barney, we tried this. And we failed. Why try again?
Barney: Because I haven’t stopped thinking about you and you haven’t stopped thinking about me.
Ok, so… Barney being mature (maybe for first time) and Robin screwing things… Right now I hate her UUGGGHHHH!! (and...